10 Haikus Dedicated to Twitter Spam

10 Haikus Dedicated to Twitter Spam

April 16, 2010 Uncategorized 1

Tweet that you’re lonely,
barely-legal teenager.
Show us your webcam.

A million follow
me on Twitter. It’s a dream.
You’ll make it real.

Terms: you violate.
I will never know you, friend,
account suspended.

Another guru
tells me social media
will boost my profit.

Lost a follower.
I wonder what I said wrong,
who I offended.

Free iPad, MacBook
if you click this shady link!
(Virus is the cost.)

Lacking avatar,
your face is the Twitter bird.
What hides behind it?

You need to lose weight.
We sell fat-burn shakes and pills
from a basement lab.

Make money at home
while wearing your pajamas.
Be rich in a month!

Follow me again
because you unfollowed me.
Follow me again.

(Photo by Tom (hmm a rosa tint))


One Response

  1. […] that I love to read and write poetry (see “Two Twitter Trending Topic Poems“, “10 Haikus Dedicated to Twitter Spam“, and “An Ode to Facebook […]

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